"I have never welcomed the weakening of family ties by politics or pressure" - Nelson Mandela.
"He who travels for love finds a thousand miles no longer than one" - Japanese proverb.
"Everyone has the right to respect for his private and family life, his home and his correspondence." - Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights.
"When people's love is divided by law, it is the law that needs to change". -
David Cameron.

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Thursday, 21 January 2016

Home Office fails 'langauge' test

Oh dear. Via the Home Office https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-a2-english-requirement-in-the-family-route




(What this means of course is that, unlike the Home Office, people on the 5 year spouse route will now need A2 for FLR(M) instead of A1 at present. So the 5 year spouse visa route language requirements will now be A1 for entry, A2 for FLR(M), and B1 for indefinite leave to remain. At present, the requirements are A1 for entry, A1 for FLR(M) and B1 for ILR).

This is also mentioned deep in the article 'Muslim women must learn English to integrate here' : https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pm-muslim-women-must-learn-english-integrate-035538019.html
You really have to dig for it because it's hidden behind a headline about 'Muslim women', with no mention that this change affects everyone on the spouse visa route.

The news coverage around the issue this week has been pretty lacking because it's tended to a load of fluff about 'the Muslim community specifically' rather than what the change actually means in practical terms. It's quite bizarre that the government - specifically David Cameron - has chosen to focus on (or rather, single out) this particular community because of course the language requirement change affects -all- nationalities (apart from majority English speaking countries, such as the US, Canada, Australia etc.). It's conflated Islam with the new language requirement, which seems frankly disingenuous, leading and bordering on scapegoating. Think about it.

Thanks to David and Laura for spotting this.

Friday, 1 May 2015

Jack Dee's Election Helpdesk and spousal visa


Lewis Clark, a victim of the family division rules (his wife-to-be is American), shares his story with a group of comedians who can't really help. Still, a problem shared is a problem halved, as they say.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05s9fx3/jack-dees-election-helpdesk-episode-2 - from about 9:30.

The general incredulity that the poor lad gets is quite breathtaking really. Good luck Lewis, if you read this, and thanks for sharing the issue (which apparently even hip socially-aware comedians know very little about)!

(Thanks to Sanjee for sharing the link).


Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Tory candidate for Walsall wants your views on immigration

Douglas Hansen-Luke and immigration

Parliamentary candidate for Walsall, Douglas Hansen-Luke, posted a photo on Facebook, lauding the wonderful things with immigration his party has done.   He no doubt did not expect the reaction he did receive, from British citizens impacted by the rules, and his replies to those who told him how let down they felt by the government, show he's likely been seduced by Tory propaganda. 

Please help him see the light and tell him what you think by posting on the  original FP post
Or in the revised one Douglas put up to detract attention from the original one, here
And in case the posts are 'accidentally deleted', see this

"My understanding is that if you're contributing and can completely support yourselves then spouses can take partners in to Britain"

Douglas shows a lack of understanding that even those earning very high salaries are forced to spend 8 to 18 months apart from their partner in order to satsify the rules.


"You've married a non-Brit and don't have the funds to support your partner. Instead you'd like other tax-payers to that for you. If that's the case then I'm afraid that I'm not on your side. If that's not the case then by all means put me right."

Douglas shows a lack of understanding of 'no recourse to public funds' which means non-EEA citizens - albeit married to British citizens - cannot access benefits.  At no point did any of the posters suggest taxpayers should pay for their spouse to live in the UK.

Then, there was this: 

"Let's be very clear immigration is a good thing. It enriches our country and if done well allows us to grow and support those already here. What is not sensible is letting in non-Brits and supporting them when we are going deeper in to debt each day just meeting current obligations. Is it fair that current tax payer have to pay for that or that those who have paid in all their lives have to accept reduce services because of increased demand?

I am the child of immigrants. Both my parents worked in the NHS. I understand the case for immigration, I don't understand the case for putting non-Brits before our own people.

And now to address the pain of those who have commented so far. I am sure that the current system is not perfect and I'm sure that we don't always get it right. And when we do, your voice is heard. Our country is far more tolerant than most. If fair play is what's needed and your cause is just then I would be happy to support you and I'm sure all politicians would be too no matter their party."


Update - 12th March 2015

Power of the people shown when Tory candidate, Douglas Hansen-Luke further to the volume of replies, requested a meeting with BritCits, taking place as an hour long phone call.

Douglas admitted knowing very little about family immigration rules - despite the fact that he has a foreign wife.  He was very surpised to know that had his wife's spouse visa application been made post 2012 rather than in 2005, they would have had to spend time apart and it may not have been feasible for them to relocate to the UK.  He asked for me to explain to him what the rules are and I was able to share the experiences that many of you have had as examples. 

He was not aware
- that even those who earn over the threshold have to still spend 12-18 months apart from their spouse (because of the evidential requirements)
- of the issues faced by those with a Prohibited Steps Order in place
- of the ELT being needed pre entry into the country
- of the inflexibility in the rules in taking into account income and expenditure (e.g. if own home, no rent or mortgage costs should mean lower income required)...
- ADR rules slamming the door shut on elderly relatives.
- the probationary period having been increased from 2 years to 5 years

....essentially lots he wasnt aware of.
On the face of it, he agreed with us, stating the policy is 'not sensible' and "un-British" and not in keeping with the family friendly view he had of his own party, a view which is welcome and certainly places Douglas in company with a handful of decent already elected politicians.

Douglas wants to hear from people in the Walsall region - so pls do contact him on facebook or through his email: douglas@workingforwalsall.com and let him know what you think of the Tory family immigration rules and what change you want to see. He was surprised to hear that Tories, amongst our membership at least, had lost a lot of support because of these rules, as a surprising number of us live in what were formerly safe Tory seats.
What did he say he will do? 
1) likely ask around to see if what I have told him is right - which we know it is

2) "When" he is elected as MP (he seemed very confident), will vote the right way when it comes to amending the rules.  Currently difficult to depart from the standard Tory party line because he is in a very closely contested seat.  But he would need to see that his constituents want change - so this comes from you guys living in the area - or indeed, in any area, raising this with the candidates standing for the seat come this election.

3) Might make a statement on Facebook - feel free to follow up with him asking for that, either on Facebook, email address or twitter: @DHansenLuke

4) Agreed that when he makes statements praising the Tory immigration policy (incidentally he is not a fan of the Tories treatment of international students either!) he will not conflate this with their policy on family immigration

5)  Come out publicly about his own experience of the immigration rules and the points we have discussed, once elected.

Thursday, 11 September 2014

'The process of getting a UK spousal visa'

Source :Buzzfeed/Emily O.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyoh/the-process-of-getting-a-uk-spousal-visa-yqzx

'Congratulations, you’ve just gotten married! Time to start your married life together! …Er, actually, you’ve got to wait until UK Visas and Immigration decides it’s okay for you to be together... '

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

A rare apology

Regular readers may recall the story of our supporter Francisca from a couple of months ago :

http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/clusterflock-today-i-learned-that-our.html

The government picked up an image of Francisca's daughter - a young girl they tried to effectively deport - for a campaign about dividing families. Without her permission. Or the photographer's permission.




Hence a subsequent twitterstorm, as well as the Daily Record (which had campaigned for Francisca's right to remain in the UK) weighing in.

Francisca tweets here, if you'd like to follow her : https://twitter.com/PanxaUrra

Well, today Francisca got a written apology - finally. Unfortunately the government is trying to pin it on outsourced staff outside the UK (nothing like a little bit of xenophobia there). Nonetheless, this is quite something :


Francisca's family's story :

http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/francisca

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Airport chaos after UK immigration computer failure

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/01/airport-chaos-uk-immigration-computer-failure

'Airline passengers faced disruption on Wednesday night and into Thursday morning as computer problems caused extended queues at immigration desks. Lengthy lines started forming at airport terminals across the country after a fault on UK Border Force computers earlier in the afternoon.

'Extra staff were drafted in to try and reduce the queues. A government spokesman said: "We are currently experiencing temporary IT problems which may add to the time taken to conduct passport checks...'

Coincidentally, Los Angeles Airport experienced systems problems (halting departing flights) within the same 24 hour period :
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101630540

At least one technology commentator has pointed out that this coincides with the end of support for the Windows XP operating system :
https://twitter.com/kpoulsen/status/461633939908464640




Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Buzzfeed : The government illustrated an immigration story with a picture of a girl it tried to deport

More coverage of this ineptitude.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/the-government-illustrated-an-immigration-story-with-a-pictu

'The government has apologised after using a picture of a girl it tried to deport to illustrate a story on tough immigration controls.'






'The news story covers the Home Office’s decision to appeal against the decision to impose a a high court ruling on the minimum income threshold for new immigrants... '

Previously :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/clusterflock-today-i-learned-that-our.html
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/daily-record-mums-fury-after-government.html

Monday, 7 April 2014

Daily Record : Mum's fury after government website publishes picture of girl, 8, who was saved from deportation by Daily Record campaign

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/mums-fury-after-government-website-3383844

'THE mother of a young girl saved from being kicked out of Scotland by a Daily Record campaign has spoken of her disgust after the youngster’s picture was published on a Government website.

'Francisca Canales, 28, was furious when she saw eight-year-old Millie’s photograph on the Gov.UK website alongside an article about immigration appeals.

'The picture of Millie and two friends was taken by a Record photographer when we highlighted moves to deport Francisca to Chile...'

'... A spokesman for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office said: “We are extremely sorry.

“The photograph should never have been used in this way.”'

Previously - Clusterflock :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/clusterflock-today-i-learned-that-our.html

Francisca, Barry and Millie :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/barry-francisca-and-millie-francisca.html

Free Movement : The power of connection 
tells the story in tweets :

http://www.freemovement.org.uk/the-power-of-connection/

Friday, 4 April 2014

Clusterflock

Today I learned that our friend Francisca's family was picked by the Home Office for a campaign about dividing families. Without her - or the photographer's - permission.





We previously published the family's story - and their marvellous campaign - here :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/barry-francisca-and-millie-francisca.html

At the time, Francisca wrote :
'My daughter Millie was born in the UK. She has no understanding of her mum’s (my) home country. Why does she need to be deported too?'


Francisca and Barry.
Millie is the same girl whose likeness someone at the Home Office picked for its ill-advised campaign.

The family was ultimately successful (testament to it being possible for families to campaign - and win - although this is no easy proposition) :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/an-update-from-francisca-franciscas.html
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/birthday-delight-for-scottish.html

Given what this family has already been through, the actions of the bureaucrats in using the young girl's image - a girl who knows only Scotland as home - constitute a breaktakingly insensitive masterclass in callousness and incompetence - first as tragedy, then as farce.

The original photograph which the Home Office decided to use was published by the Daily Record - 'Girl, 7, spared deportation to Chile as UK Border Agency drop fight to have her kicked out of Britain ' :
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/girl-7-spared-deportation-chile-1928558






The story is, unsurprisingly, making its way around the blogs and Twitter.

Free Movement -  'Home Office picks wrong family photo for campaign ' :
http://www.freemovement.org.uk/home-office-picks-wrong-family-photo-for-campaign/

Francisca herself is naturally furious and experessing that fury on her Twitter feed ( https://twitter.com/PanxaUrra ) :

'This is a slap in the face to my family and especially my daughter … we are ever so distressed.'
 

'I'm a mum and I will fight teeth and nail to protect my family's integrity. I was born a a fighter.'

Update 5/April :As Francisca and others have pointed out, the post with the offending image was removed from the Home Office website.
However, the Web has a long memory and screenshots were taken by several people.

http://web.archive.org/web/20130905215745/https://www.gov.uk/government/world-location-news/uk-immigration-policy-update-family-migration

https://twitter.com/HarleyM65 points out :
'For the record, Home Office also removed the photographer's copyright mark in the photo.'

Friday, 14 February 2014

News flash

'So UKIP have beaten the Tories in the Wythenshawe and Sale East by-election.

'Theresa May has failed to beat them over the head by being really tough on immigration.

'Never mind, still over a year to go until the General Election so a few adjustments need to be made to ensure victory and they will have effect from yesterday lunchtime.

'For spouse visa:-

'Earnings requirement now £18,600 per month
'Minimum age for British national introduced - Must be over 87
'Evidence of committed relationship by having at least 12 children

'New Section 9 criteria:-

'(a) Must have worked or been self-employed in host state
'(b) Partner has to have been living with you in host state
'(c) Must have moved centre of life and integrated into host state
'(d) Must have served two terms as President of a republic or be related to the royal family if monarchy exists
'(e) Must have won at least £50m in host state lottery (can be combined winnings from different draws)
'(f) non-EEA partner must show that they share ancestry with Theresa May (not exceeding 5 generations)

Thanks to Alan D. Via Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/groups/650212281695959/permalink/693824450668075/


Saturday, 8 February 2014

Immigration minister Mark Harper has resigned from the government after it emerged his cleaner did not have permission to work in the UK.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26101442

"I am extremely sorry to lose him from the Home Office but I am confident that he will be able to bring his considerable talents to government as a minister again in future."


So no £10,000 fine then. ( http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/factcheck-immigration-bill-reduce-illegal-immigrants/16004 )



https://twitter.com/OwenJones84 :
Various people who I suspect are on first terms with Mark Harper are going on about how decent he is. He was behind the 'Go Home' vans.

https://twitter.com/IanDunt :
Spare me the praise for Harper's honour. Think instead about his cleaner, who will be deported without anyone mentioning her better nature.

https://twitter.com/MigrantVoiceUK :
if an immigration minister didn't know how will landlords, hospitals, surgeries, teachers... As per #ImmigrationBill £10k fine?

https://twitter.com/NoXenophobia :
ByeBye Mark Harper, tough isn't it - checking someone's immigration status? #stoptheimmigrationbill

https://twitter.com/ColinYeo1 :
The exchange of letters between Harper and Cameron suggests he has in fact 'broken the law' and is liable for a civil penalty. More soon...

https://twitter.com/thedharmablues :
Employing a person is no reason to resign. Ruining lives and destroying families for political gain, now that's a much better reason.

https://twitter.com/EiriOhtani :
I'd like to thank Mark Harper for demonstrating that requirement to check pple's immigration status is just unworkable. #stopImmigrationBill

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Cambridge University librarian battles Home Office to allow his Chinese wife to stay in Britain

http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/cambridge-university-librarian-battles-home-office-to-allow-his-chinese-wife-to-stay-in-britain-9034887.html

David and Bang in the Independent - a follow up from yesterday's story!




'A Cambridge University librarian has launched a campaign to prove his marriage to a Chinese woman is genuine after the Home Office labelled it a sham.

'David Rushmer, 48, a senior library assistant, has accused the Home Office of treating him and his wife Wang Xiang “like political pawns just to keep immigration numbers down”.

'“Everybody’s stunned,” he said. “Before I was married I knew nothing about immigration rules. Unfortunately you realise you have to become a bit of an expert if you want to navigate all the traps that are there.”'

Elsewhere -

Heartbreak for Cambridge University man battling to bring wife back from China after marriage branded 'sham' by Home Office :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/heartbreak-for-cambridge-university-man.html

David and Bang's story :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/david-bang-we-are-aware-many.html

Bang's interview (must read) :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/account-of-interview-in-british-embassy.html

Support their petition :
https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/uk-border-agency-overturn-my-wife-s-spouse-visa-refusal-and-allow-her-to-return-to-the-uk
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In unrelated news...

Spotted on Twitter -
https://twitter.com/NicholasPegg : Bulgarian scrounger, same-sex couple, French immigrant, Peruvian benefit tourist. Has Royal Mail gone mad? pic.twitter.com/BJtp38rADj





Monday, 30 December 2013

From our celestial correspondent

Thanks, anonymous contributor. Satire, needless to say.



Karma Police Arrest this Woman:

By Crime Correspondent: Iva Dream

1st January 2014

Karma Police have arrested Tory Home Secretary Theresa May in a ‘mid-afternoon-snooze’ raid on the Home Office yesterday.


Monday, 23 December 2013

New immigration rules for Christmas.

http://www.freemovement.org.uk/2013/12/23/new-immigration-rules-laid-x-mas-6/

'X-MAS.£$#. The definition of ‘foreigner’ in this paragraph shall include persons with the following characteristics:
(u) Actually being foreign;
(v) Sounding foreign;
(w) Looking foreign;
(wb) Having a foreign name.

NB : Not April Fool's Day.

 Ho, ho, ho

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Sunday links roundup

Are you in a sham marriage?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/10/take-the-marriage-test?CMP=twt_gu

Border Agency officials ruined a wedding last week, but maybe we should all take their test…



9 Was your recessional music
a) Something classical?
b) Written especially for you by a pop star?
c) The theme tune from Green Card?

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Jews in Britain sound the alarm about rising hostility towards migrants, asylum seekers, Gypsies and travellers.

http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/david-rosenberg-and-212-others/75-years-after-kristallnacht-minorities-in-danger


...75 years after Kristallnacht, racists and fascists inspired by the Nazis continue to attack minorities in Europe. In Hungary neo-fascists target Gypsies and Jews. In Greece Golden Dawn members and supporters brutally attack migrants and political opponents. Here in Britain, minority communities, especially Muslims, have been targeted in an atmosphere that is increasingly hostile towards migrants and refugees.


The Daily Mail on immigration in the 1930s : https://twitter.com/eurocrat/status/383958584843067392

Kristallnacht, 75 years :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/kristallnacht-75-years-httpwww.html
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Economist: Britain's brightest future is as an open, liberal, trading nation, engaged with the world.

http://econ.st/HKR5hk

Britain could emerge from all this smaller, more inward-looking and with less clout in the world (and, possibly, with its politics fractured). Or it could become more efficient, surer of its identity and its place in Europe and more outward-looking. Call them the Little England and Great Britain scenarios.



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Home Office still failing to get to grips with backlogs.

http://www.parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/home-affairs-committee/news/ukba-q1-pubn/

Full scale of border failings revealed.

http://www.channel4.com/news/uk-border-agency-illegal-immigration-home-affairs-keith-vaz

The failed UK Border Agency has left a massive backlog of cases that will take five years to clear, a new report by MPs reveals.

Home Office blunders criticised.

http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/home-office-blunders-criticised.html


Previously... : http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-trials-of-roseline-akhalu-httpwww.html

'Such was the inefficiency of this operation that at one point over 150 boxes of post, including correspondence from applicants, MPs and their legal representatives lay unopened in a room in Liverpool.'

UK Border Agency has backlog dating back 10 years, inspector finds :
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/jan/23/inspector-uk-border-agency-backlog
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Guardian: The dreaded flood of Romanian migrants isn't going to happen.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/10/flood-romanian-migrants-not-going-to-happen
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Obstacle to better life: anti-Roma sentiment in France. Karina's story.

http://romareact.org/news/view/1436


Karina is 30 year old, but looks like 16. She came to France in 2010, from Galati, a town situated in eastern Romania. This was the first time she saw this country, in which she was looking for a better life: a better paid job and a better situation. However, this was not as easy as she was expecting it to be. As she walks on the street or sits in the metro, the people pull their bags away from her. Many times the police stopped her to ask her what she is doing, even though she is doing nothing suspicious. 
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HuffPo: The Daily Express's latest campaign flirts with Fascism.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/steve-rose/daily-express-immigration_b_4192468.html

The most recent front-pages from the Daily Express demonstrates their retreat from reality into the realm of myth. Last week, their front-page read, 'Britain Is Full and Fed Up' and their response was to launch a 'crusade' to stop a 'flood' of Romanian and Bulgarian migrants from entering the country next year. 

Pictures from 'stop sponging off migrants' demo outside the Express offices :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/stop-sponging-off-migrants-httpstwitter.html

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Immigration Insight : Weekend roundup.

http://immigrationinsight.co.uk/2013/11/10/articles-of-the-weekend-091113-101113/

Twitter : https://twitter.com/Immigration_In

Thursday, 7 November 2013

'Sham wedding police' storm real wedding

http://www.camdennewjournal.com/news/2013/nov/exclusive-sham-marriage-police-storm-real-wedding

BORDER police stormed a wedding at the Town Hall only to find that the service was genuine.

As the couple, a Chinese national in her 20s and an Italian man in his 30s, took their vows at the council’s registry office in King’s Cross on Thursday afternoon, flak-jacketed staff from Home Office Immigration Enforcement – previously the UK Border Agency – suddenly interrupted and pulled them apart for questioning in separate rooms.

The bridesmaids were also interviewed before the mistake was realised.

More :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2489949/Police-storm-sham-wedding-Harrods-workers-realising-real.html


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Related - Criminal conviction in connection with sham marriages : https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/criminal_convictions_in_connecti

However, the headline number of convictions probably exaggerates the total number of incidents because some of those convictions will be multiple counts against one person :
http://www.freemovement.org.uk/2012/02/14/sharp-increase-in-sham-marriage-convictions/

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Home Office harassment of British citizen and his wife!

BritCits supporter Mark and his wife received the following correspondence from Home Office contractor Capita...


... despite the Home Office withdrawing from their appeal and therefore acknowledging their right to a family life!





Mark and his wife feel intimidated, stalked and harassed by the Home Office and their contractors. 

Despite the fact that the Home Office has withdrawn their appeal against this couple's right to be in the UK, they simply will not leave them alone.

Mark says :
'This is a week after letters were sent by the MP and our solicitor complaining about the delays after the HO withdrew from the appeal.
'Yesterday they sent a threatening text to my wife's mobile.
'This morning we get a threatening letter.
'This afternoon we get a threatening phone call to our home phone line.'


The Home Office withdrew the appeal. Now they are harassing Mark and his wife.

Mark says :
'I hope all our nightmares will be over soon and we can then recover from the trauma, heart ache and uncalled for stress with our families and spouses in a just and fair land.'

Needless to say this isn't the first time something like this has happened. Look at the missive that was addressed to someone who left the UK four years ago :
http://britcits.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/through-post-following-missive-arrived.html


(Unfortunately the Home Office contractors picked the wrong householder to send this too).

Scrap immigration texts say men targeted in error :
http://www.channel4.com/news/scrap-immigration-texts-say-men-targeted-in-error

Migrants wrongly told to leave UK by firm hired by UKBA :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20891597